Faff Room and Teem Tone

Me: "Where are you supposed to poop?"

Cael: "Toot Faff Room."

At least he knows where he should be, even if I just changed another diaper that was quite tooty.

Step One: Get Cael to sit on the toilet. Check.

Cael is waving to Da-da-ee while holding his self-made dot-dog teem tone (hot dog ice cream cone).